Pigs Loose

Delivered papers and found pigs out loose in a yard. Thought I'd share this with ya!

Drive Slow

My mother as a kid told us to drive low. My gandmothers drive 40 to 45 that one day I tried to drive her car and it would not go over 45. I think it had been drive for so many years at this speed it would not let me go any faster. Speed limit was 70 that day and man people we passing me and cusing me out. LOL Slow down I saw! My mother would say about fast cars .. well I guess they are in a hurry to get to hell. In other words in a wreck.

Slow down! These are very sad. Warning..!

Links of local wrecks:

1
http://www.al.com/news/huntsvilletimes/index.ssf?/base/news/1207818918109010.xml&coll=1

2
http://www.al.com/news/huntsvilletimes/index.ssf?/base/news/1208164527313430.xml&coll=1

3-13 Codie was 10!

My friend has a yard bday company. I used her frogs to put in my nephews birthday.
3-13 Codie was 10. He loved the frogs when he came outside from school.

DEER MEAT

DEER MEAT

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it Is,
but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to Know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.

Well, he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'.

The little girl screams to her brother
'Don't eat it, it's an ass hole!!

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I read this on a bulletin on myspace - had to share it!

MISSING HUSBAND!!

MISSING HUSBAND!!

Ricky was in trouble, He forgot his anniversary.

His wife was really angry, so she told him'Tomorrow morning,
I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds and

IT BETTER BE THERE,

The next morning Ricky got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused and curious, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back inside.

She opened the box, and found a brand new.....




BATHROOM SCALE!


Ricky has been missing since Friday...


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This was on a bulletin on myspace and I had to share it!